Episode 15

Opening Video:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwe-H3IakP0

  Day 21

Thomas:

 “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

‘...DaFuq you think you're doing?’

MY SIDEKICK HAS GONE YOU BASTARD!

‘WOAH YOU SWEARED, CONGRATS MATE!’

*cries loudly* Superman is on his own...

(Thomas' other side starts playing this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxHInDptJKY)

SHUT UP!!!

‘I'm playing the truth..’

I DON'T WANT THE TRUTH! *runs out of the diary room*

‘I love my job…’ ”

Kenneth: “Awh man, Leon's gone. That's no good. He was my only true guy friend in the house! Maybe I'll try to hang out with Tho.... nah, I don't think I could handle him. But then again, he might actually be funny to just be around for a bit. And if he doesn't cheer me up, I bet Evangeline will know EXACTLY what to do to make me smile. Maybe I'll ask her if she wants to join me in the shower, or in the kitchen... or in the hot tub.... or in the garden. Oh man the possibilities. I have to find her now.... I think I've just worked myself up too much.”

*DING!*

 Thomas: "See you later Evana!"

Evangeline: "Yeah... ditto."

Evangeline: "Oh, hey Kenneth! What are you doing up here?"

Kenneth: "Looking for you, of course!"

Evangeline: "Well, I was just leaving and-"

 Kenneth: "Hold up, now! ... We haven't talked since, well... yesterday, when we, ya know... Did it."

 Evangeline: "Oh, yeah, I know."

Kenneth: "Well, don't you think we should talk about it.... yanno?"

Evangeline: "Uh... Nope, I'm good. Now if you'll excuse me-"

Kenneth: "-Wait! If you don't want to talk, that's fine... Actually, we don't need to talk at all- I was hoping we could just get right to it... And by 'it' I mean you, me, and a glass of champagne in bed!!"

Evangeline: "No Kenneth, now's not a good time."

 Kenneth: "What does that mean?!"

Evangeline: "It means exactly what it says. I don't want to right now.... Now please get out of my way, I really have to get somewhere."

Kenneth: *laughs* "What do you possibly have to do right now that's more important than the brilliant sensation of my boy downstairs entering your-"

Evangeline: "EW! Kenneth, gross! Grow up for once, would you?! Jesus!"

 Kenneth: "I'm sorry, I just thought this was going to be a continuous thing! We both clearly enjoyed each others company the other day in the laundry room, so I don't see why it has to stop now, just because Cole found out? Come on! Let's just go in the hot tub or something, doesn't that sound really relaxing and fun right now?"

 Evangeline: "Um... no."

Kenneth: "Look! We're right above the hot tub right now... How about later tonight, when it's dark? No one will see us out here, we could totally do it... all. night. LONG! OH YEAH BABY!!!"

 Evangeline: "Good bye Kenneth."

 Kenneth: "Seriously now?! Don't be such a cock-block!"

Evangeline: "... I'm just going to pretend like you didn't say that."

 Kenneth: "Whatever..."

Evangeline: "I honestly don't know what's going on with me... I just feel so.... selfish, and lonely. I should have never broken up with Cole, he was a genuinely good guy. But then again, it wasn't like our relationship was going to last... he was stupid and had no idea how to treat a deserving girl like me. He tried, but failed... I don't think he realized how lucky he was to be dating a model. Hear that, Cole? MODEL. It's like he didn't know or even cared. Kenneth cared. Kenneth knows how beautiful I am. But.... Kenneth is not the best guy out there. He's a womanizer, and I want nothing to do with him outside of this house. I don't know.... I guess I'm just feeling really vulnerable right now. I miss my friends... Can't say family, because the only family I have left is my sister, and she hates me so that's a dud..." *sighs*

 Kenneth: "Hey Thomas. What's up man?"

 Thomas: "Typically in response to this question, I say roof, but since I don't really have a roof over my head, I'm going to have to say the sky. Oh, and I'm reading, by the way."

Kenneth: "...Okay. And... isn't your book kinda on the ground?"

 Thomas: "Oh, that? That... That's not mine. I'm reading another book. This book is REALLY annoying though because it has no words... or pictures! What kind of book doesn't have any pictures?! Actually, there's one picture, and it's a picture of someone's hand... HOW BORING IS THAT?!"

 Kenneth: "Haha, you know, I'm not sure why I have never talked to you more before. You really are a funny dude. I was in a bad mood so I went to Evangeline to cheer me up, but she didn't help... She only made it worse! But now talking to you... You're just what I need to get back to the sunny side of life."

Kenneth: "No homo, by the way- sorry if it sounded like that or anything, haha. Not sure what your preference is, but I'm strictly a pickle-jar kinda man, not the pickle itself... if you catch my drift here."

 Thomas: "Oh! I LOVE pickles! LOVE 'EM! I eat 'em up like there's no tomorrow!"

Kenneth: "Oh, really? Wow, never knew you were that high up on the Kinsey scale! I thought for sure you were for the ladies as well- oh well, more for me, right? Haha."

Thomas: "I LOVE PUSSY TOO!!"

Kenneth: 0_o "...Oh. Wow, didn't expect that kind of vocabulary from you! So that means your right smack in the middle, huh? Either gender suits you? That must be nice since you get a little something-something from everyone! Must be nice to be you-"

 Thomas: "Yeah, I like black cats, brown cats, grey cats, orange cats, and mixed-colored cats... The only type of pussy I DON'T like are white ones- like Mr. Meow! He is evil! EVIL, I TELL YOU!!"

 Kenneth: "... I feel like we're not even talking about the same thing here, so I'm just going to stop talking."

Thomas: "Just finished my book! Woop woop! The last chapter was so exciting... The maid was the murderer, can you believe it!?!?"

 Kenneth: "You sure are charming. I'm sure the ladies love you. You know, once we get out of this hell-hole, I should take you out some time as my wing-man. I bet you've never been to a dance club before.... At least not the ones that I own, my nightclubs are state of the art! But yeah, you could definitely help me reel in the woman there, they'd adore you, and once they knew you were with me, they would all flock to me! So, whattya say? Wanna be my wing-man?"

 Thomas: "Wing-man? Wait... You want ME to be YOUR sidekick?!"

 Thomas: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Thomas: "FIRSTLY, I AM NO ONE'S SIDEKICK, YOU ARE MY SIDEKICK! SECONDLY, I AM NOT WING-MAN.... I AM SUPER-MAN, AND I DO NOT HAVE WINGS! I HAVE A CAPE!"

 

 Thomas: "THIRDLY, IF YOU WANT TO JOIN FORCES WITH ME, THEN YOU MUST PROVE THAT YOU ARE WING-MAN YOURSELF. OR BAT-MAN. OR SPIDER-MAN. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW YOU DO IT, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO FLY! FLY NOW. RUN AND JUMP OFF THE EDGE!!!"

Kenneth: "Errr... I can't exactly fly... sorry. But I can uh..... swim?"

 Thomas: "Hm... Are you Aqua-Man then?"

Kenneth: "Not exactly."

 Thomas: "If you're not Aqua-Man, then you can't swim like Aqua-Man. You can't fly, you can't swim.... What CAN you do?! You know what, never mind, you're fired. Get out of my sight. You will never be a good sidekick like how Wonder Hair Boy was, he could wave his bad-ass hair all over the place killing bad guys to-and-fro, but you.... You got nothing. See you later alligator."

 Kenneth: "Al.....right. See you later, I guess..."

 Kenneth: "That was weird...."

Thomas: "Hmmmm... Aqua-Man WOULD be an awesome sidekick.... NEXT MISSION: FIND AQUA-MAN!"

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Brianne: "I will admit, I am surprised that Leon was executed. Though still foolish, he was one of the less absurd people I have met on this joke of a show. In fact, all this show seems to have done so far is eliminate the most sane contestants, with the exception of myself, of course. I will admit, I am desperately hoping that Kenneth will be executed next. Not only is he an insufferable slimy sleaze bag of a person, but he also causes an unbearable amount of nudity in the house. Why, with him walking around shirtless and making goo-goo eyes at Evangeline, I feel as though I have been transported into the frivolous world of a romance novel, where nobody wears clothing or bothers to pretend to do anything but Woohoo. Not that I have read any romance novels, of course! But all the same, some days it is as though Kenneth and Evangeline do not even attempt to put on clothing!"

Brianne: "OH! I'm sorry, I didn't think anyone was down here... Sorry for disturbing you..."

 Brianne: "If you'll excuse me, I'll be right on my way-"

Cole: "-Wait! Stay!"

Brianne: "Pardon me?"

Cole: "I mean... You can stay down here, I don't mind at all."

Brianne: "Oh.... Okay. If you insist..."

Cole: "So... What brings you down here?"

Brianne: "Oh, good question. I spend most of my time in the study, that's where I was going to go to read- but Taiha was already in there, playing chess with an imaginary friend... I thought she had gotten over Max by now, but I think SHE still thinks that he's still in the game......."

 (...2 minutes ago...)

Taiha: "Hm... Let's see.... what are my options here...."

 Taiha: "Ooh! Perfect! I got you! Checkmate, Max!! AAHAHAAHAH!!!!"

Mr. Meow: *stops licking... his fluffer*

 Mr. Meow (thinking to self): "Crazy b*tch...."

 Taiha: "WHO LET THE CATS OUT, WHO, WHO?! I DID! I LET THE CATS OUT! IN YOUR FACE, MAX! IN YOUR MOTHER-FOOCKING, DUMB-ASS, DOG-LOVING FACE!!!!!!!"

Brianne: "I'm a bit concerned for her, quite honestly. Have you ever heard the '5 Stages of Grief'? I think Taiha is going through all the stages. First comes Denial and Isolation- just the other day I tried talking to her, and she completely ignored me- and also thought Max was still here, totally denying the fact that he was already executed.... So, check. Secondly, Anger- check. And the next is-"

Cole: "Bargaining?"

Brianne: "Yes. Bargaining is the third stage.... I wonder when she'll finish the anger stage and move to bargaining?"

(...2 seconds ago...) 


 Taiha: "Please god, I'm begging you!! PLEASE! I'll give you anything! Just give him back to me!!! I'll give you, I'll give you..... Mr. Meow! Mr. Meow for Max, that's a fair trade, right!?!?"

Mr. Meow: "B*tch, please. I'm worth WAY more than that dog-obsessed dude."

Taiha: "NOO!! NO, NO, NO...." *sobs*

 Taiha: "I should of- I could of- If only I had told him the truth.... HE'D STILL BE HERE TODAY! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

 Taiha: "I'm offering you ANYTHING and EVERYTHING sweet Jesus! TAKE MY MOM! TAKE MY DAD! HECK, TAKE MAYA, JUST GIVE ME MAX BACK! -... wait, why does it smell like pee?!"

 Cole: "Well, once all the stages are over, she'll be back to normal."

Brianne: "She better! I want my study back! I like being alone, and she's been hogging it to herself!"

Cole: "Yeah..."

Brianne: "Speaking of which- why are you down here? You have the whole Water Room to yourself! There's no one to bug you in there!"

Cole: "Well.... I WAS having my peace and quiet in there, until Thomas came barging in asking if I had seen 'Aquaman' in there or something. When I said I had no idea what he was talking about, he just jumped right in the water and started swimming! I was like... WHAT THE HELL DUDE?! ... and he just kept swimming around yelling 'Aquaman! Aquaman! Where are you, Aquaman?!'. So, I left to come down here."

Brianne: "Oh, I see..."

Cole: "Yep..."

Brianne: "Well, no mean to pry, but are you trying to hide or something? I just happen to like to be by myself, away from all those obnoxious twits, but you act like you're hiding from someone?"

Cole: "Wow. Am I really that obvious? Good thing I never became an actor like my parents wanted, because I would have sucked!!" *laughs*

 Brianne: "So you ARE hiding from someone... who may that be?"

Cole: "Well... You know what happened with Kenneth, Evangeline, and I two days ago, right?"

Brianne: "Oh my! Shoot! I forgot all about that! I believe Taiha told me something about it... Sorry for being so insensitive! What exactly happened? You and Evangeline... Oh, what's the term for it... departed, each other? After she and that vulgar man Kenneth um.... Oh my goodness, I feel so filthy for even saying this, but they had um.... sexual intercourse, correct? I can't believe they did that, by the way. I highly disapprove! That act is only to be reserved for reproducing, and to do it just for fun is a sin, I tell you! A downright sin! Bleh! I need to wash my mouth now- I feel so dirty for even discussing any of this 'romance' stuff!!"

 Cole: "I agree! All this romantic stuff is making you sick too? Love is SO overrated."

 Brianne: "Oh sweet mother Mary, don't even get me started!"

Cole: "HA! Get ME started and I won't be able to stop! That girl Evangeline cheated on me, the b*tch. And who does she cheat with? Why, no other than that bastard Kenneth! Really, of all people here, she chooses HIM?! I'd rather her cheat on me with another woman than cheat on me with KENNETH!"

 Brianne: *snorts* "Haha, oh my..." 

Cole: "Well... Enough of this girly gossip. Want to play Madden on the Xbox with me?"

Brianne: "Erm... What now? Play Madam on the Ex-Boss? How disgustingly inappropriate! I thought we were done talking about the sex stuff?!?!"

Cole: "No, no, no, you misunderstood. Madden. It's a foot ball game... on the X-Box- you know, video games? So, you want to play?"

Brianne: "Oh! My apologies, I thought you were talking about something very dirty... Haha, oh my!" *ahem* "But no, no thank you kind sir. Thanks for the offer though. I just don't partake in those childish activities."

Cole: "Well, your loss!"

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MISSION

Grey: "Welcome contestants! Please take a seat."

Grey: "Now, for today's mission, you guys will be whacking some moles.... Already sounds fun, doesn't it?"

Grey: "Here's how it works: One at a time, you will go up, take the shovel, and once the timer starts, you'll have to run around and try to whack as many of our computer-simulated moles as you can... or not, your choice. This IS 'The Mole', after all... Haha, get it?" ;D "Ahhhh... I love puns."

Grey: *Ahem* "Anyways... yes. So you all will have exactly one minute- 60 seconds- to do this. If you hit MORE than 25 moles- so at least 26, then you will earn 30 points for the pot. However, get any lower than that, and no points will be added. Also, person with the HIGHEST score will earn today's one and only exemption."

Grey: "Pretty simple mission, right?"

Evangeline: "For once..."

Grey: "Since there's 6 of you, and a potential of 30 points each... This mission is worth a total of 180 points. Oh, and this mission is conveniently called, "Whack-A-Mole". Now, who is ready to whack, some, MOLES?!"

 Grey: "Wow. Great enthusiasm, guys. NOT. So where were we.... Okay, we're going to go left to right, so that means Taiha, you're up first."

Taiha: "What?! I don't want to go first! What's the point in this mission? More importantly, what's the point of life? What's the point in ANYTHING?!?! I could just go jump off a bridge and that wouldn't change anything! Would any of you even care?! No, probably not!"

 Grey: "Er... What's going on here?"

Brianne: "She's going through the 5 stages of grief since Max has left... Apparently she's already on the 4th stage- Depression."
Taiha: "...Does anyone happen to have a gun this season?"
Grey: "Uh... Why?"
Taiha: "NO REASON!"
Brianne: "If anyone has a gun, do NOT give it to her!"

Grey: "Wait? Someone has a gun? AGAIN?! Who is it? WHO IS ROSINA VERSION 2?!"
Taiha: "YOU KNOW WHAT, EVERYONE?! I AM OUT OF HERE! I AM GOING TO GO BUY A GUN FOR MYSELF, SINCE NONE OF YOU MOTHER ****** GIVE A RAT'S *** ABOUT ANY GOD-**** PIECE OF ***** MCLOVING **********************!!!!!!"

Grey: "WAIT! TAIHA! YOU CAN'T JUST RUN AWAY LIKE THAT!!!"

Camera Man #1: "We got a speedster on hot pursuit, over."

Camera Man #2: "Copy that. We just got a visual on the suspect, over."

Camera Woman: "Everyone get ready, we're closing in."

Grey: "TURN OFF THE CAMERAS AND GO CATCH HER ALREADY!!!!"

 Taiha: "LOOK AT ME!!! YOU CAN NEVER CATCH ME YOU ******-"

***************BEEP***************

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Grey: "Okay, sorry about that folks! We had to go off air for a bit while we tried to catch Taiha before she drowned herself in a nearby pond... We lost a few camera men in the process, may they rest in peace. We even had the whole SWAT team over trying to calm her down before she blew up the entire city with an atomic bomb, before which she was about to unleash a terrible virus from a test tube she had in her pocket for some strange reason, that would have wiped out the entire human population.... So yeah, a lot just went down, sorry you missed it."

Thomas: "You forgot about me, Grey! You forgot the part where I swooped in and grabbed her before she dropped the test tube, thus saving the day and the entire world!!!"

Cole: "Pretty sure that never happened, Thomas. I mean you saving the world part. The rest all happened, for sure."

Thomas: "PFFT! JEALOUS MUCH?"

Taiha: "Can we just continue with the mission now?"

Grey: "Oh, right... GO!"

 Taiha: "Lucky moles... They have such a nice life underground, I'd rather live underground or even in hell then how I'm living right now!"

Taiha: "Come out, come out, wherever you are...." *whack* "Got you!"

Grey: "Thanks Taiha... Remember, I will reveal everyone's scores after the mission is over. Brianne, you're up next." 

Brianne: "Good job Taiha, I am highly impressed. Doubt I can do as well as you."

Taiha: "Ha, funny. Anyone can do better than THAT, I suck."

Brianne: "I'm ready!"

Grey: "3, 2, 1... Go!"

Brianne: "AHHH!!! I GOT YOU! IN THE FACE YOU FUGLY MOLE!"

Brianne: "AHHAHAH!!! YOU BASTARDS ARE NO MATCH FOR ME! OH LOOK! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! IMMA GET YOU!!!"

Grey: O_O "Uh... Aha, um.........  Well then. Didn't expect that from you, Brianne. I thought you would be more... lady-like throughout that. Didn't really think it was your forte to run around like a complete animal."

Brianne: "What can I say, I want that exemption. I didn't come here to get executed half-way."

Grey: "Yeah, but... Wow. Didn't think ANYONE could want an exemption THAT bad... By golly. I'm still in shock."

Cole: "48, 25, 69-"

Kenneth: "HAH! You said 69!!!"

Grey: "Go!"

 Cole: "-34, 95, HIKE!"

Cole: "-Going for the touchdown, going, going..."

Cole: "-AH NO!!! IT'S A FUMBLE!" *whacks* "Gotcha, moley!"

Kenneth: "Semi-impressive performance, Cole. Though you were dancing around with an imaginary football more so than smacking any moles."

Cole: "And f*ck you too, a**-hole."

Grey: "Ready-..."

Kenneth: "I wish my d*** was this long."

Grey: >.< "... Is this seriously what you think about in your free time?"

Kenneth: "No, I usually think about the birds and the bees and how they often get together to make sweet, sweet-"

Grey: "-Let me guess... love?" *rolls eyes*

Kenneth: "What?! No, I was actually going to say honey."

Grey: "Huh? That doesn't even make sense! Birds can't even make honey!"

Kenneth: "Oh, right..." *gives a raunchy laugh*

Grey: "For crying out loud, just GO!"

*smacks*

Kenneth: "Crap! I dropped the shovel!"

Grey: "5 seconds."

 Evangeline: "Hurry! There's a mole coming up over here, you only need one more!"

Grey: "Annnnd.... Time's up. So sorry."

Kenneth: "I only needed one more to get the points? Oh well... What a let down. Sorry I dropped the shovel, everyone.... My bad."

Grey: "Thanks Kenneth... Well, not really, 'cause you just lost the only shovel we had... Thomas, you're up next. Good luck finding another shovel, you may just have to use your hands." 

Thomas: "What?! I don't wanna do dat!!!"
Grey: "Haha, oh... Just mess'n."

Thomas: "I ready to go!"
Grey: "You're uh... Kinda not stepping on the mat."
Thomas: "Yeah I am. You just blind."
Grey: "Nooo.... Pretty sure you're not stepping on it. I can't start the timer until you do."
Thomas: "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"

Grey: "Oh for crying out loud! You people are really starting to annoy me. I need a vacation. Better yet, I need to stop being host of this damn show. You know what the contract was?! 3 months. I'll be the host for just 3 months. Wanna know how long it's actually been?! 7 months. Yeah. I said it. This show's producers suck, they can't even plan how long a season is going to be, nonetheless pick a good cast of players! You are all such high-maintenance annoying dim-wits! I should retire after this season. Someone write that down.
And back to the show..."

Thomas: "Heehee!" *WHACK!* "HA! GOT YOU!"

Thomas: "You know what, there aren't enough moles coming out of these holes, so I'm just going to make my own!"

Brianne: "THOMAS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE WASTING VALUABLE, PRECIOUS TIME!"

Thomas: "...Or am I?

'Just so everyone knows, this kid has some tricks up his sleeves!'

What trix? I didn't have any twix for cereal this morning!

'Oh you blubbering idiot, I'm not talking about the damn cereal!'

Oh... Ooh! I found it! I found the control box.... Now, just using the 'p = -b/(3a),   q = p³ + (bc-3ad)/(6a²),   r = c/(3a)' formula, I can determine that the red wire is the good wire to cut!" 

*cuts wire in half with shovel*

Grey: "Time's up... Thomas, please return to your seat. Evangeline, you're up."

Evangeline: "What the hell were you doing over there Thomas?!"

Thomas: "I had a theory that if I cut the red wire, it would control the mole-popping up electrical device to give me a pre-set number of moles whacked, without really whacking them."

Evangeline: "So... basically you cheated, and hacked into the system? You actually think that's going to work?"

Thomas: "Yep! Grey doesn't count how many moles we hit, he just looks at the machine's scores."

Evangeline: "Wow, Thomas... You ARE an insane genius after all!!"

Evangeline: "Okay... here we go..."

Cole: "Come on Evangeline. We both know that you can't do this mission. Cheat like Thomas did. You ARE pretty good at cheating, afterall. Like how you cheated on me."

Kenneth: "Don't listen to him, Evana. Don't cheat. Do the right thing. Go with your gut. Do the best you can do with what you got."

Evangeline: "But... what I got is nothing. You're basically telling me to fail, and failing means losing points?"

Evangeline: "GAH! I don't know what I'm supposed to do! And what's with you two anyway? Who's the angel, and who was the devil? Kenneth? Were you supposed to be the angel? You're white in color... Yet you're the evil one. You're the one giving me the bad advice!! And Cole! You wear all black, yet... You're the good guy! But... You want me to cheat?! I don't wanna cheat! I DON'T WANNA CHEAT NO MORE!!!"

Kenneth: "Huh?"

Cole: "Did we say something?"

Grey: "...Dafuq? B**** gone crazy in this little love triangle of hers!"

Thomas: "Love triangle! It all makes sense now! Evangeline is Bella Swan, Cole is Jacob Black- it explains why he is the evil Wolverine, because he's a werewolf!! And, and... That leaves Kenneth as, as... A VAMPIRE!! EDWARD CULLEN!"

Grey: "Tell me again why we're talking about Twilight right now?"

Evangeline: *gasping for breath* "Huh-he, huh-he...."

Evangeline: "And I-... Doy! Missed it!"

 

Evangeline: "I'm not missing this one!"

Evangeline: "...And it's gone. Seriously?! Why do these moles pop up and down so fast! Totally not fair either, because I'm wearing high-heels! I can't run in these!!"

Grey: "Contestants. This mission is now over... Let's reveal everyone's score."

 "Taiha.... 32."

"Brianne.... 39."

"Cole.... 11."

"Kenneth.... 25."

"Thomas.... 30."

"Evangeline.... 7."

Grey: "Which means....."

 "....Congratulations Brianne, you have earned the exemption!"

Brianne: "Really?! Yes!"

 Taiha: "Wow, nice job Brianne! I thought I had that one, but I guess not!"

Brianne: "Taiha?! You're... you, again! You're back to your normal self, you're not depressed anymore! What happened?"

Taiha: "Hm. I don't know. I guess I just finally realized that even though Max was executed, doesn't mean it's the end of the world. I'll see him again, and plus, I'm still in this game, so I have nothing to pout about."

Brianne: "Well, that means you have finally entered the fifth and final stage.... Acceptance. Congrats Taiha, you have gone through the entire Kübler-Ross model, thus finally making you get over Max's departure. It's nice to see you back to normal again." :-)

Taiha: "Aww, thanks, Brianne.... Hey, can I ask you something?"

Brianne: "Yeah?"

Taiha: "Did I really almost cause the breakout of a fatal virus that would have killed everyone in the world?"

Brianne: "Uhh... confirmative."

Taiha: "Wow."

Brianne: "Wow indeed. It was pretty frightening." 

Taiha: "I bet.... Sorry about that."

Brianne: "Oh, it's okay, no biggy."

Taiha: "Thanks Bri!" :D

Brianne: "Though I can only imagine what your 5 stages of grief would be if it was GREY who was gone..." *shudders*

Grey: "Well, that wraps up today's mission. 3 of you got over 25 whacks, so that's a total of 90 points added to the pot. That brings the pot from 685 points to 775 points, out of 1195. I'll see you all... sometime for the next execution, not exactly sure when. Might be a few days, so yeah. OH! And since we didn't warn you last time, we thought we'd be kind enough to warn you this time: The next execution is a double-elimination. So not one but  two  of you will be going home. So study hard for that mole quiz!"

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BLOOPERS

Taiha: "OMG what are YOU doing here?!"

Grey: "Hey, pervert! Get away from the girl! We're trying to do a show here!"

Taiha: "No, it's okay Grey... It's my brother, Remy! From last season!"

Remy: "Hey everyone! Miss me?"

Taiha: "What brings you here? And are you a doctor now or something?"

Remy: "Nope. Nurse."

Taiha: "...You're a nurse?!"

Remy: "Yep! That's my occupation and don't wear it out!"

Taiha: "Well, see you later then... And tell mum and dad that I miss them!! And, of course, Maya as well."

Remy: "Will do... Unless I forget, which I probably will.... OHMAHGAH I KNOW WHO THE MOLE IS EVERYONE! IT'S-"

Grey: "SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"

(That reminds me... Awhile ago, someone asked me if I could do a little check-up on all the contestants from last season to see what's going on with them now. So, I think I'll try to do that soon, and maybe post it on here. I think it's pretty fun/funny to see what everyone is like now, and who they live with and stuff. :P It's weird how much their appearance's change. :O)