Opening Video:
*After the mission*
Courtney: "Hell yeah bitches! I've got the hidden exemption and you don't! You jelly? MWAHAHAHAHA!!! LOSERS!"
Kenneth: "Court likes burning my clothes so bad, she’s gonna get it back. Hehe. I think she just wants me naked, and maybe I just will be next time she gets in bed… let’s see how she reacts to THAT."
Leon: "My roommates are hilarious! Kenneth is a real Casanova and none of the girls seem to want anything to do with him. Maybe he should trying looking at their faces? OOH! Haha! He seems pretty nice. Courtney is really interesting, she burnt Kenneth's clothes! Good move! She's definitely not one to mess with. Devin seems like a good guy; I don't know him very well. We should have a party, the whole house, and get to know each other better. I'm pretty good at making drinks..."
Devin: "Courtney and Kenneth aren't in here, right?"
Leon: "No, why?"
Devin: "Well, I was thinking...."
Leon: "Thinking what?"
Devin: "We should start a coalition. What do you think?"
Leon: "Hm... I don't see anything wrong with that, and I don't have a coalition with anyone else anyways, so sure!! This is going to be great, especially since it's so easy for us to talk about the game up here."
Devin: "Coolio! I'm glad you wanted to... hopefully we can stay in the game for a long time.... assuming you're not the Mole, because that's pretty much already a given that you're staying."
Leon: "Haha, I can assure you I'm not the Mole."
Devin: "That's what they ALL say... haha, just kidding, I'm not the Mole either."
Leon: "Great! So... now what?!"
Devin: "Er.... no idea."
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DAY 4
Max: "So, after the mission, we went home, and we saw this fortune teller sleeping in the living room. At first, we wanted her out, but she can give us predictions. She predicted that Selena and Kenneth will be in the Battle Against Mummification: The Saboteur along with Taiha's brother, Remy. She said that Selena will in be involved in a showmance with a guy she likes to call Zoohoo, Remy will be somehow hated by Selena, and Kenneth will also be in a showmance with someone other than Selena despite the fact that he was dating a girl named Jen before he walked into the Battle Against Mummification house. She also told me I was able to make every stray dog have a home, and she also told Courtney that she will be able to meet Nocturne Alley who's #1 fan is indeed in fact Courtney."
Kenneth: "Selena caught me staring at her massive chest… A hot little thing like that walking around in her undies, it was hard enough for me to stop myself whisking her erm… off her feet. If you catch my drift. Ever since then though, she seems to be everywhere I am… in her undies… every single time. She want’s me baby, that disgusted reaction she gave me was just a façade. She’s trying to act as if she want’s Max ‘cause he’s a good guy… but honestly all girls want a bad guy. Hey, maybe if I flirt in a nice friendly way with some other girls Selena might come crawling… I wonder if Selena’s anything like Chas in the bedroom…"
Courtney: "Okay, so, I got bored just sitting around...I really had nothing to do and I didn't have to scramble around stressing over who the mole is...ANYHOW, I decided I'd start an art project, but I needed wood. I headed into the living room to find Kenneth, Cole, and Max. I asked if any of them knew where I could find some wood...you can guess where things went from there...*shudders* Kenneth has his mind in the gutter like there's no f***ing tomorrow...and he thinks THAT will make me like him? What an idiot!"
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DAY 5
Brianne: "I have finally decided on what I hate most about this show: my roommates. If you can call me their roommate- I think babysitter is more accurate. First the animals started showing up. Naturally, I was appalled, as the rules state very clearly that animals are NOT allowed. I should know. I read the rules ten times just to ensure that I am not disqualified like that hellion Rosina from last season. I was able to handle the cat at first. I mean, cats are quiet, dignified animals. But this Mr Fluffers- he keeps reappearing in our room, and then Taiha holds him and calls him absurd pet names, and I've never heard purring that loud in my life. And then the dog shows up. Max says it was not his fault, but I do not believe him. He looked too satisfied to see that dog. And it got hair all over the floor! After the dog left, I thought it would be okay. But instead, Max just had to comment one night before bed that dogs are better than cats, and Taiha threatened to duel him over Mr Fluffers's honor! Of all the roommates I could have ended up with, why was it these? I have never met more childish people in my life. I hope desperately that neither of them is the Mole, so that they can be executed and leave me with a quiet, peaceful, animal-free room."
Thomas: "SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE!!"
Brianne: "Ah!"
Brianne: "Ah, it's just you... please don't pester me, I'm studying for the quiz tonight."
Thomas: "Quiz?! What quiz? Never mind the quiz... you want to join me in my journey to save the world?! Sam is getting away with all the gold and treasure he stole!!"
Brianne: "Wait...Sam? Never mind, I won't ask... and are you seriously that doltish that you didn't know about the quiz tonight? You have a very ludicrous humor about you that is quite amusing... though slightly excessive and obnoxious."
Thomas: "Humor?! There's no time for jokes! WE MUST LEAVE, NOW! WE MUST ABANDON SHIP!"
Brianne: "Oh, right... you're that insane one, aren't you? You people are hard to keep track of, all running around like complete fools... Well, anyway, please leave me to my self, I'm busy. And you should get dressed before we go to dinner."
Thomas: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Brianne: "What the heavens-?!"
Thomas: "I AM A ZOMBIE-ROBOT. I SHALL EAT YOUR BRAINS AND MAKE AN ARMY OF ZOMBIE-ROBOTS."
Thomas: "OH NO! SAM IS GETTING THROUGH! HE IS GETTING INSIDE MY HEAD!!"
Thomas: "THOMAS!! MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE, MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!!! AHHHHH!!!"
Brianne: o_0
Thomas: "Heehee! Gotcha!"
Brianne: "Oh... haha, good one... I guess..."
Thomas: "SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE! NEXT MISSION: CONFRONT THE EVIL AND DIABOLICAL CAT, MR. FLUFFERS!!"
Brianne: "Oh my..."
Brianne: "Well, I think it's time for the dinner!"
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*After Dinner....*
Grey: "Alright, everyone! The Mole Quiz is next!"
(Quiz Time)
[Please play this song and continue reading]
It is time for the Quiz.
10 questions about the identity of the Mole.
The player who scores the lowest on the quiz, will be Executed, and must leave the game immediately.
Question #1... Is the Mole, male or female?
a. Male
b. Female
2. What bedroom does the Mole sleep in?
a. The Fire Room
b. The Earth Room
c. The Water Room
d. The Air Room 
3. In the beginning of the mission, during Grey's instructions, what row was the Mole standing in?
a. Front Row
b. Back Row
4. In the mission, "Words Are A Man's Best Friend", did the Mole get the answer right?
a. Yes
b. No
5. How many times did the Mole go up to talk to Grey? (some players guessed more than once in one sitting, so this question differs from #6)
a. 0
b. 1c. 2
d. 3
6. How many times did the Mole actually guess?
a. 0
b. 1
c. 2
d. 3
7. On which guess number, did the Mole get the answer right?
a. Their first guess.
b. Their second guess.
c. Their third guess.d. The Mole did not guess the correct answer.
8. Did the Mole, at any point, use any form (past, present, plural, etc.) of the words, "kill", or "bird", in one of their guesses?
a. Yes
b. No
9. Did the Mole receive an exemption in this mission?
a. Yes
b. No
10. Who is, the Mole?
h. Evangeline Merino
i. Courtney Ellan
j. Taiha Anderson
k. Brianne Wentworth
l. Amber Greene
m. Selena Brooke
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EXECUTION #1
Grey: "Welcome to your first Execution, everyone! Please have a seat."
Grey: "Okay, good... so, I actually have some terrible news..."
Everyone: "Huh?"
Grey: "As you can see, two of your fellow players are missing- Leon and Taiha... I just got word from the Producer that they encountered a drunk driver on the way over here... unfortunately, they are no longer with us...."
*Dead Silence*
Grey: "I am sorry something like this had to happen...."
Evangeline: "Wait... you're serious?!"
Selena: "Oh no...."
Ashton: "No! That can't happen!"
Amber: "That's terrible! I can't believe it! ...Makes my job on here easier, though... mwhwha!!"
Devin: "So... they're gone? Just like that?"
Grey: "NAH! I was just joking!!! APRIL FOOLS!!! SUCKERS! LOL!!!"
Max: "Dude... that was yesterday. It's the 2nd today."
Grey: "Wait, seriously? Hm... I could have sworn... when I first said that- when I first had that thought in my mind- it was April Fools... what took me so long to say it? Strange... Bizarre, even, if you ask me. Yeah... so... awkward.... ANYWAYS... WAIT, LOOK- THERE THEY ARE NOW!!"
Grey: "Welcome to my humble abload, my dear lady, and sir! Wait- sorry, getting Intel from production... oh, yes, thank you... correction! Welcome to my humble abode, yes, that's what I meant.... Just have a seat already, you've caused us enough time already. I mean, who the hell runs out of gas mid-drive?! We really need to hire drivers for you people.... complete imbeciles..."
Grey: "Good. Now-"
Taiha: "Pst! Grey! Pssst!!! Over here!!"
Grey: "...Yes? What do you want?" *raises eyebrow*
Taiha: "Sorry about running out of gas and holding you guys up. I'm really sorry, I hope you can forgive-"
Grey: "SHUT THE F*** UP ALREADY AND LET ME TALK! HOLY PLUMBOB!"
Taiha: "Oh... I see how it is."
Grey: "Haha, okay, sorry, where was I..."
"Yes! The Execution! Okay, so since this is our first Execution, I'll explain a little bit... I'll be calling your names one at a time, and then if the screen behind me turns green, then you are safe, and remaining in the game for another week. However, if the screen turns red, then you have been Executed, and must leave... if there is a tie between the two lowest scores, then whoever did their quiz slowest will be the one Executed. Any questions? No? Good."
"Taiha and Courtney: because you both hold exemptions, you are automatically safe, and your names won't be called.... Everyone else is fair game. Also, remember that the 3 point deduction is in play."
"Let's begin."
Grey: "Amber.... are you ready to see your results?"
Amber: "Not particularly.... but go for it, spud."
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Amber: "Thank god...."
Grey: "Brianne... are you ready for your test results?"
Brianne: *nods*
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Brianne: *grins*
Grey: "Devin... do you want to see if you made it or not?"
Devin: "Sure... even though it's pretty obvious I'm the one going...."
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Devin: "What? I made it?! YES!"
Grey: "Are you ready to see how well you did, Thomas?"
Thomas: "Yeppers!"
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Thomas: "Hip Hip, HURRAY!"
Grey: "Cole.... do you want to see the results?"
Cole: "Just get it over with..."
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Cole: "Wow... that feels good."
Grey: "Selena- are you ready to see your results?"
Selena: "Mhm."
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Selena: "Shoot!"
Grey: "I'm very sorry Selena, but you have been Executed.... please follow me to the car."
Selena: "Bye guys!"
Max: "Well.... this blows.... I really liked her, I was hoping she and I would both stay on here for awhile."
Kenneth: "Selena the Sexy, gone just like that... what a shame... guess that's what happens when you try to resist me!"
Amber: "Oh no... that's so sad! She was so nice, too... we'll miss her, that's for sure."
Grey: "Selena, it looks like this is the end of the road for you.... sorry you couldn't make it farther, but someone had to leave! We all know that this early in the game, it's luck more than anything else, so don't blame yourself too much, it was beyond your control. That being said, have a safe drive home, and we'll see you Finale night!!"
Selena: "Thanks Grey, and thank you to everyone for having me! I had a great experience, no matter how short it was... the best part now, is that I get to watch the rest of the season unravel at the comfort of my home, and I won't have the constant paranoia to find that pesky Mole!! Haha, so I guess it's not all bad."
Grey: "I like your optimism! Well, here comes the van..."
Grey: "Congratulations everyone for surviving your very first Execution, I'm sure it was much more nerve-racking than you originally thought.... better get used to it, because some of you still have many more Executions to come. The Mole has claimed their first victim, and have only just begun. It's your job now to out-smart everyone else and uncover the true identity of the Mole.... Good night, contestants. See you tomorrow for your next mission."
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The 2nd April is Scottish April Fool's day, so it wasn't wrong.
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