SEASON 2 FINALE!!

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DAY 29

Taiha: *sighs* "All this is coming to an end...... We've done great Mr Meow. I mean, we voted for the right mole EVERY TIME! We're still here. It must be right! I mean you meowed at him/her in the beginning! That's like you're mole-dar... or when you think something is fishy... OMG!! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME!? When dad brought home like a whole bathtub full of fish, and before he got out of the car, you were like all over that door like... LIKE!... A cat... attacking a door!?..... yeah. Well. Like that. What was a saying again?.................... OH RIGHT! What's with you and doors? You seem to attack them too often!"

Brianne: "I have had it with this hideous show! This time, it has gone too far! Of all the indignities I have had to face, this may very well be the worst. They dared to project images of potential offspring. Including MY potential offspring! Now, were Taiha and Cole forced to face this obscene embarrassment? NO, of course not! Their offspring were not shown. I, on the other hand, was forced to view my *shudder* children with none other than Ashton and Kenneth. ASHTON AND KENNETH! With the possible exception of Thomas, I have never met more insane, unintelligent, foolish individuals. Even worse, that mission has caused me to have some exceptionally vivid nightmares of little boys and girls who look like Ashton and Kenneth looking up at me and saying, "Mommy! Mommy!" And then crying and asking me to feed them and asking me to play games with them. As if I would ever play games! Or cook unhealthy children's food items such as "macaroni and cheese" and "french fries." There is a reason I do not associate with children, especially not the sort of ill-mannered, unruly children which Ashton or Kenneth would no doubt father. Once I wake up from these nightmares, I then look at my blue skin and clown face and scream again. This show will be the death of me! This surely counts as harassment. Once I win, which you can be assured I will, I will either sue that despicable Grey or perhaps write a scathing novel about the immorality of this show. I will consult my lawyer to decide which course of action would be more beneficial. I cannot wait until I receive my check and am rich again. In the meantime, I must try to maintain my sanity."

Cole: "Hey Taiha. Why don't you join me in the pool?"

 Taiha: "Ehh... That's okay. Cats don't like water."

Cole: "...Are you a cat or something?"

Taiha: "Yep... I mean- NO!!" *looks away*

 Cole: "Woah woah woah... hold up: Is that a ring on your finger?!"

Taiha: "Um... yeah? Why?"

Cole: "You aren't married, are you? Oh, god, I hope not. Especially all the drooling you've been doing over Grey..."

Taiha: "No! Of course I'm not married! Though, marrying Grey isn't a bad idea..."

Cole: "Don't tell me I gave you the idea to propose to him."

Taiha: *blushes* "Huh?! Ahaha... What makes you say that?!"

Cole: "Well, if you want any chance with him, you should think about removing that ring on your finger... He might think you're married."

Taiha: "Okay, fine- between you and me- and everyone else in the world since we're being filmed- I wore the ring so I could make Grey jealous. So much for that..."

Cole: "Ah, well. Plenty of fish in the sea, right?"

Taiha: "DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT! GREY IS THE ONLY FISH FOR ME!!"

Cole: "Oh... Jesus. Sorry."

Taiha: "I'm going to go talk to Brianne. BYE!!"

Taiha: "Hey Bree!!"

Cole: "Starting to get a bit cold..."

Taiha: "Whatcha up to?"

Brianne: "What kind of question is that? What am I up to? WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM UP TO?!"

Cole: "Ladies, ladies, simmer down. No need to argue."

Brianne: "You're right. My sincere apology, Taiha. I'm afraid this house has gotten the better of me. I really need a break from this show... Luckily I only have to suffer 24 more hours!"

 Taiha: "It's okay Brianne! I understand where you're coming from. This journey hasn't been easy for me either. Speaking of 'journey'... It's been quite heck've a time, hasn't it? I still have to pinch myself every morning to believe I'm still here!!"

Brianne: "I agree. It's been quite the experience."

Cole: "Mixed with good times and bad. You know the funny part? We've only been here one month, but it's felt like nine!!"

Brianne: "Hmm... I wonder why?"

Taiha: "Yeah, it has, hasn't it? Oh well. It's been fun and I've enjoyed it. Now it's time to enjoy our last night here!! Hot chocolate, anyone?"

Cole: "That sounds great! I'm in for one!"

 Brianne: "Save me some marshmallows!!"

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DAY 30

Grey Winters: "It is the final day- Day 30- of their adventure. The contestants are only a few hours away from taking their final mole quiz, which is the deciding factor of who wins this season of The Mole. The final 3 are trying to mentally- and physically- prepare themselves for what's yet to come."

Grey: "Some choose to study their journal..." 

Brianne: "I won't have enough time to study this whole thing!!"

 Grey: "While others unleash their energy from anticipation of the finale through exercise."

Cole: "Gah... 3 more miles!!"

  Grey: "While some... Choose other methods to control and exert their worry for the upcoming season finale and final quiz."

Taiha: *pacing*

Taiha: "Oh god... I can't do this right now!!"

Taiha: "I, I- I can't focus!! There's too much at stake here, Mr. Meow!!"

Taiha: "I need to do something. Big. What if I throw you into the fire pit? They'll HAVE to give me the check out of sympathy, right? RIGHT?! I COULD SAY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! YOU WERE CHASING A MOUSE AND FLOOP!! "

Mr. Meow: You got to be joking me. B*tch, please. Just TRY and see what happens....

 Grey: "And in the final moments before it is time to leave, all 3 are in a frenzy to get properly dressed and to pack their belongings and say goodbye to the house, forever."

Taiha: "Mr Meow! Where did you put your birdy toy?! I can't find it anywhere!"

 Brianne: "Must. Finish. Packing."

Brianne: "There! Done! Wait..."

Brianne: "Oh shoot! My face! My SKIN! I HAD FORGOTTEN!!"

*runs to bathroom*

Taiha: "I found it-!!"

Taiha: *gasps* "MR. MEOW!! YOU TOTALLY UNPACKED EVERYTHING I HAD PACKED! SHOO! GET OUT OF MY BAG!!"

Taiha: "AHHHH!!"

Cole: "Not too much to pack here..."

Cole: "Damn it! I still have so much to pack!!"

Cole: "And my skin! It's still red! I need to wash it off!!"

Cole: "WHO'S IN THERE?!" *knocks loudly on door*

Brianne: "I am! Stop pounding on the door like a little child! Go find your own bathroom!"

Cole: "F*CK!!"

Brianne: "People these days..."

Brianne: "Good bye forever, clown-face!"

Cole: "Ahh... That feels good... Now I will no longer look like a tomato..."

Brianne: "Well then. I guess this is goodbye?"

Taiha: "Yep... Guess so. I'll miss this house. There were so many good memories here."

Cole: "Yeah, like finding the girl of your dreams only for some douche-bag to take her away from you and f*** her in the very same house that you are living in... But yeah, besides that, good memories."

Taiha: "BYE!!!!"

[ Good-bye, Elemental House. :'( ]

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Grey: "Welcome to your final mole quiz, contestants! Please have a seat."

Grey: "This quiz is 20 questions. Between the two non-moles, whoever gets the HIGHEST score, will end up being the final winner of the The Mole, Season 2. Good luck, players. This is it. This is what we've all been waiting for... I sincerely hope that you know who the mole is by now."

Grey: "Once all three of you are done, you will be escorted to the Finale. See you all then."

Q1: In the "Slip And Dive" mission, in what order did the Mole go, just from the 3 players remaining?
 a. 1st
b. 2nd
c. 3rd

2. During the second mission, "Words Are A Man's Best Friend", how many tries did it take in order for the Mole to solve the riddle?
a. 2 tries
b. 3 tries

3. In the mission, "Fact or Faked?", which group was the Mole in?
a. Devin's Group
b. Kenneth's Group

4. In the "Captured!" mission, did the Mole, at any point, steer the ship?
a. Yes
b. No

5. How many footballs did the Mole receive in the mission, "Ball Overload"?
a. The Mole did not have a 'basket'
b. 10 balls
c. 21 balls

6. During the "A Fruity Afternoon" mission, what was the Mole's role? 
a. Recipe Master
b. Chef

7. In the mission, "Build-A-Sim Workshop", what aspect of the sim was the Mole in charge of?
a. The body in general
b. The hair
c. Clothes; waist up


Taiha: "I've had my sights set on one person during the entirety of this game. Who that is, I can't say, sillies! But I can break down reasons why both remaining players could be possible mole suspects..."

Taiha: "First, there's Cole. Seems like your average good-looking, nice guy, right? But looks can be deceiving. He may not be such a "gentleman" as we may have thought- it could be a cover to look like an innocent mole... Which is partly what I believe, because sometimes, his anger gets the best of him and we see Cole for who he truly is. So, in this aspect, I would say that he's a good mole, since he's a good liar, but at the same time.... he's not. He's a very honest, truthful dude, and sometimes struggles under direct questions... Like, 'are you the mole?' and his immediate response is 'yes'. So what does that tell you? He's a hard one to put my finger on, that guy."

Taiha: "Then there's Brianne. Stubborn, selfish, snobbish Brianne. She has the perfect persona for a mole, doesn't she? Always complaining, only doing poorly in missions because she genuinely HATES doing it. Unlike Cole, I don't think Brianne's acting at all. What you see is what you get with her, she doesn't seem to have any tricks up her sleeve. So her not doing well in a mission because she thinks it's "inhumane" is real- she's not faking that. But, of course... She could still BE the mole, and she's only using her personality as an excuse for her sabotages. She could very well be the mole, and you'd be stupid to overlook her."

8. What was the Mole's score in the "Whack-A-Mole" mission?
a. 32
b. 39
c. 11

9. In the "The Last Exemption" mission, did the Mole receive a face-painting?
a. Yes
b. No

10. In the REAL LIFE bonus mission, "Who Said That? (V2)", did the RL Mole contribute at all to the mission? 
a. Yes
b. No

11. In the final mission, "Future Children of Players Past", was the Mole the mother of child #4?
 a. Yes
b. No; for the Mole was not a parent
c. No; for the Mole was not a parent, and could not be a "mother"
 
12. What color was the Mole's skin during this final mission? 
a. Blue
b. Normal
c. Red

13. Was it the Mole who figured out that changing channels would reveal the other faces? 
a. No
b. Yes


Brianne: "I'm being honest here when I say that I've been flip-flopping my suspicions on the mole for a long while now. I've never had a clear idea of whom it may be until quite recently. Unfortunately for me, I never really suspected Cole nor Taiha throughout this month- I mean, of course I considered them, but never quite believed it was either of them. Now I have to make a decision between them...."

Brianne: "On one hand there's Miss Anderson. If she WERE the mole, then I got to say: she did the job extraordinarily well. She's just so annoyingly talkative, never stops being happy and is bouncing up and down the walls like a little kitten... Which, she apparently adores and has a rather obscene obsession for. This whacko couldn't possibly be smart and deceiving enough to pull off being the mole, could she?"

Brianne: "And on the other hand we have Mr. Shepherd here. He's a bit more mature than everyone else that was in this damn game, so I wouldn't be surprised if production picked him to be the mole because he was the only man for the job. He did pretty well in most challenges, there were some that I questioned his inability to achieve success, but that's probably just him trying to look moleish. So who knows. Both hands weigh very heavily on both contenders, and at this point I'm still not 100% sure about who I'm picking."

14. When the mission ended, where was the Mole sitting, left from right, from Grey's perspective?
 a. 1st
b. 2nd
c. 3rd

15. What bedroom does the Mole reside in?
a. The Earth Room
b. The Water Room

16. What two traits can best be used to describe the Mole?
a. Honest and Brave
b. Energetic and Intelligent
c. Snobbish and Wise

17. How many exemptions has the Mole earned this season, NOT INCLUDING the final exemption?
a. 1
b. 2
c. 3

18. What is the Mole's occupation?
a. Self-Employed Photographer
b. Grocery Store Cashier
c. High School Football Coach

19. What is the Mole's age?
a. 19
b. 23
c. 26


Cole: "It took me awhile, but now I can say I'm fairly confident with who I think the mole may be."

Cole: "Firstly, there's Brianne. Brianne is obviously trying to prove something, or, at least, be able to win. She doesn't seem very 'moley' to me. She tries way too hard in some of these missions to be labeled as the mole. She's only here for the money, nothing else. And she's done one hell-of-a job trying to get money. But, at the same time... She DOES sabotage. And often. It might just be her lack of skill in most things, especially missions that do with public humiliation and physical competitions. And she's taken MANY exemptions as well, all of which, by the way, ended up in a loss of points."

Cole: "But Taiha's been taking a lot of exemptions too, which also has led to a lack of points in the pot. Exemptions are tricky, because non-moles want them to guarantee safety, while the mole wants it to lose more points. So it's hard to decipher one's true intentions when it comes to the exemption. Taiha seems like the type of girl who tries hard in everything she does, but doesn't throw a fit when she loses. She's a very happy-go-lucky type of person, which strikes you oddly when suspecting her as the person who is lying to us all. Which only makes her stronger of a suspect... Really, either of these women could be it, and hopefully the one I'm putting down tonight is the right one."

20. WHO, IS.... THE MOLE?!?!
a. Cole Sheppard
b. Taiha Anderson
c. Brianne Wentworth

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LIVE FINALE!!!

"Hello everyone, I'm your host, Grey Winters, and welcome to the LIVE FINALE of....

THE MOLE, SEASON 2!!!!"

INTRO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Etq_LzefNeU  

GREY: "You are in for a good night, America!...and every other country in the world!! Because tonight, we will be ending this season of The Mole, and this finale includes the reunion of all executed players, and we'll take a look at possible sabotages from the 3 remaining contestants. And then it's the moment we've all been waiting for- To find out, who, is... THE MOLE!! And the winner as well, of course."

GREY: "Now, just who IS this mole, you say? Well, the three remaining contestants are each locked behind one of these doors- in no particular order, I may add- and the only way to get out is from one of the three keys in my pocket. Later in the show, we'll finally reveal the winner of this season, as well as the mole."

 GREY: "They won't have to wait too long though, we don't want them to die from anticipation, right?"

 GREY: "Remember: One of them is about to win a HUGE amount of money- $1,340,000, to be exact. That's because this season's pot went up to 1340 points. The mole, on the other hand, will earn $660,000."

GREY: "Okay! Let the live reunion and finale commence! Introducing our very first executed player, I present you..."

"SELENA BROOKE!"

Selena: "Hey all! It's been awhile!"

"Next, we have.... AMBER GREENE!"

Amber: "Yeah, yeah... Let's just get this show on the road."

"ASHTON SNAPP!"

Ashton: "I like the detail of that painting right there... very mesmerizing." :0
GREY: "..."

"DEVIN HARDMAN!"

Devin: "Haha, it's great to be back!"

Ashton: "HI DEV!"
Devin: "Hey Ashton! Long time no see."

"COURTNEY ELLAN!"

Courtney: "I'm baaaack, b*tches!! Haha, just kidding... but I am back.."

GREY: "Alright, those were the first 5 executed... Now, time to bring in the next 5. These faces will be a bit more familiar, I say."

"I bring you.... MAX RADCLIFFE!"

Max: "Who let the Max out, who, who?"

Max: "Hey Selena..."
Selena: "Hey son- I mean! Sorry, that came out wrong. I'm pregnant with a boy, that's why."
Max: "What?! You're pregnant? Hope it's not mine..."
GREY: "OH, I hope it is! You two would make a very beautiful daughter."
Selena: "What do you mean by that?!"
GREY: "Um... nothing. Just a mission we did..."
Max: "You had a mission where we had a kid!? What kind of a mission is that?!"
Brianne: "A VERY FOUL, HORRIBLE ONE, THAT'S WHAT!"
GREY: "Hey! Shut up! You're not allowed to talk from in there!!"
Max: "...I'll just sit down now..."

"LEON COVINGTON!"

Leon: "Am I looking at the right camera? No? Oh, I am? Okay... well, hi... I'll just make a very generic comment here and say 'I'M SO GLAD TO BE BACK!!' "

"EVANGELINE MERINO!"

Evangeline: "It's nice to see all of you again!"

"THOMAS WA-..."

"Thomas? ... You went the wrong way...."

Thomas: "JK! SUPERMAN IS HERE, TO RESCUE THE DAY!!"

Amber: "No one needs rescuing..."
Thomas: "WELL, I'M HERE IF ANYONE NEEDS ME! Superman... OUT!" :D 

GREY: "Well then... last but not least-"
Selena, Amber, Courtney, Evangeline: "No, least."

"KENNETH NOVA!"

Kenneth: "Glad to see you girls again, too! Stunning as always... You all look damn sexy in those dresses! Too bad most of you couldn't stick around longer...hehe."

 

GREY: "Awh, how cute! It's like one, big, dysfunctional family! Ain't that special?"
Leon: "...not really."
Ashton: *farts*
Evangeline: "Eww!! Who did that?!"
Thomas: "Sorry. My buttox has a tendency to do that."
Courtney: *facepalm* 

GREY: "Well then. I think it's time to review each finalist and see their sabotages of the season... First, let's start with..."

"Taiha."

 GREY: "Let's watch in the TV behind me."

GREY: "Taiha, for the most part, seemed to play a clean game. She appeared to put all her efforts into helping the team win, and helping contribute points to the pot. However, a closer analysis will show that there were many times when she sabotaged the missions, starting with her desire to achieve an exemption-holding record."

 "In the 'A Fruity Afternoon' mission, while being the Recipe Master, she acted confused in order to get the fruits she was trying to memorize be wrong."

Taiha: "Pineapple, and... bananas? Two in one? So neither?"

Taiha: "Whatever... MUST HURRY!"

GREY: "...and then completely failing the mission by telling Max, the Chef, that she saw a fish and an onion, when clearly there were only fruit in the building."

 Taiha: "Oh! And there was also an onion and a fish in there, so that's 5!"

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GREY: "That's one possible mole suspect. Let's look at another-"

"Brianne."

GREY: "Brianne is a bit harder to decipher between mole and non-mole. She goes back-and-forth between acting like the saboteur, and then being one of the good guys. This left many contestants confused- for her intentions were usually pretty obvious: to avoid public scrutiny, while still trying to remain in the game as long as possible, and to add as much points as possible. Most of her sabotages only came from the fact that she earned an exemption at the end of it."

GREY: "Like in the 'Ball Overload' mission. She was faced with a difficult puzzle; and if solved, she'd earn an exemption. But of course, there was a catch- if solved, then she'd have to add 30 more balls to everyone's deposits.

Brianne: "Um... Well, I think I have an answer."
Kenzen: "Let's hear it!"

GREY: "Even though she knew it could hurt the pot, Brianne decided to try her best to solve it anyways, and solve it she did. She was then forced to add 30 more balls... which ended up overfilling two people's baskets, a huge sabotage on her part."

 GREY: "While in the 'The Last Exemption' mission, she took as many dares as she could... up until the point that it would hurt her game. You can look at this in many different ways; motive #1: she wanted an exemption, because she felt like she needed it, so she went to punishment 4, but not daring enough to punishments 5 & 6 because it could hurt her game. Motive #2, however, is that she did this to LOOK like a non-mole, but at the same time, take quite a lot of points away. This possible sabotage lead to a large loss of points toward the pot, and she deflected any suspicion from other players."

Brianne: "Can we just stop now? I've made it the furthest, which earns me the right to get the exemption. I demand that we just quit now! I'm not going any further!"

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"Lastly, for the final suspect... Cole."

GREY: "Cole started his sabotaging right off the bat- you'd think this buff guy would be good at physical challenges, right? That wasn't always the case. In mental missions as well, Cole struggled to keep up with the group. However, when he failed, everyone knew; because he did not like to fail. Failing was not an option to him growing up, and neither was failing an option during his adventure on this show. So was pretending to be angry during missions after failing just an act, or genuine disappointment in himself for letting his fellow non-moles down?"

"His first act of sabotage was in the very first mission- 'Slip-And-Dive'. He missed grabbing the pouch."

Cole: "AHH!! WHERE IS IT?!"

"...Which, ended up in a loss of points."



 "And in the 'Whack-A-Mole' mission, he failed to hit over 25 moles, thus taking away points from the pot."

Cole: "-AH NO!!! IT'S A FUMBLE!" *whacks* "Gotcha, moley!"

"Cole.... 11." 

Cole: "Whoops."

***

*Everyone claps*

GREY: "Now that you all have seen some of each player's main sabotages, it's time to vote! Who do YOU think is, the Mole?!"

GREY: "We will start from first person executed to most recent. Selena?"
Selena: "Hm... I think it's... Brianne?"

Amber: "It's Cole."

Ashton: "DEFINITELY TAIHA!"

Devin: "Hmm... Cole? Probably not..."

Courtney: "It's definitely Brianne."

Max: "I say the mole is Taiha."

Leon: "Hmm... Is it Brianne?"

Evangeline: "I'm going to go with Brianne."

Thomas: "It's the Wolverine! Like I've been saying all along! He's the bad guy!!"

Kenneth: "Cole."

GREY: "Thanks everyone. We'll be back after these short messages... And then we'll reveal the winner and the mole!!!"

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

(funny commercials, I suggest watching them XD)

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GREY: "And welcome back to the live finale!! It's now time for the moment we've all been waiting for... IT IS TIME TO REVEAL THE WINNER!! And afterwards.... THE MOLE!!"

Everyone: "Yay!"

GREY: "There are 3 keys, each will be given to each player from under the door. However, only one key will actually work and let the person get out... That person will be the winner of this season."

GREY: "I didn't feel like doing this alone though, so I called for some assistance... For those who know him already and those who don't, I present to you, my boyfriend......."

 "KENZEN SUMMERS!!!"

KENZEN: "Hey everyone! Good to see... some of you again."

KENZEN: "I would like to make a quick note and say that I apologize for my behavior last time I was here and hosting. I was going through a rough time in life and didn't realize that I was exerting my anger towards the contestants that I was hosting! So for that, I apologize. I'll try to act better in the future."

KENZEN: "Anyways- Grey... the keys?"
GREY: "Yes, here you are."

*slips one under each door*

KENZEN: "Okay, all keys have been distributed..."

GREY: "YOU MAY NOW TRY YOUR KEYS INTO THE LOCKS!"

KENZEN: "Any day now..."

*tries at door*

 *tries at door*

 *tries at door*

*rattling noises of the doorknobs*

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GREY: "And the winner, of The Mole, Season 2, IS......."

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"TAIHA ANDERSON!!!"

Taiha: "YAY me!"

Brianne: "Hmph...."

Cole: "Well, that sucks..."

GREY: "Taiha, congratulations! How does it feel to win?!"

Taiha: "It feels great, Grey! It really does! I've always imagined myself getting here, but to ACTUALLY be here, right now, in this moment, WITH you...."

GREY: "Yeah yeah yeah, let's cut that crap. I have the key for unlocking the mole. It is your duty to reveal their true identity to everybody!"

Taiha: "What do you say guys? Ready to see who that pesky Mole is?!?"
Everyone: "YES!!!!!!!"

 Taiha: "Awesome! Let's see then... The mole's behind this door!"

*scoots key under door*

GREY: "Okay, Mole.... it is time to finally reveal yourself!!"

"ERMAHGAWD!"
"SO EXCTING!"
"I JUST MIGHT WET MY PANTS!"

 KENZEN, GREY, Taiha: 
"AND THE MOLE OF THE MOLE, SEASON 2, IS....."

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 "COLE SHEPPARD!!!!"

 "I KNEW IT!!"
"AHAHAHA, AWESOME!!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!!"
"WOW!!"

Cole: "Haha, yep, it was me... Surprised?"

 Cole: "Did you really know that it was me the whole season?!"

Taiha: "Well, not the WHOLE season but yeah. It was pretty obvious... Only for me though! I had good detective skills, along with Mr. Meow! You sure fooled a lot of other people, though."

Cole: "Wow, remind me not to be the mole against you again! Hehe, and thank you. I was hoping that I wasn't TOO obvious...."

KENZEN: "LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE AWKWARD THIRD PERSON!"

 Brianne: "Finally.... What took you so damn long?!"
*opens door*

Brianne: "Greetings...."

*everyone applauds*
"You did good, Brianne!"
"Yeah, I'm proud of you!"
"SCREW YOU!!"
Brianne: "WHO SAID THAT?!" >:( 
"Nahhh... just joking." ;)

GREY: "We're going to break to commercials again... But when we come back, we'll talk to the group as a whole, and take a look at the main hints and clues of the season!"

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COMMERCIAL BREAK...

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GREY: "Welcome back the season 2 finale of The Mole!!"

GREY: "If you're just now viewing, then you'll see that we just revealed that Taiha is the winner, with Brianne as runner-up. And of course, the mole is Cole."

GREY: "We have nothing for you, Brianne. Sorry about that, better luck next time!"
Brianne: "I'm still suing..."

"Taiha, as winner, gets the large sum of $1,340,000 in US money...."

"While Cole, the mole- which rhymes, by the way- one of the clues this season- receives a check of $660,000.... Not bad, not bad at all. You two are rich!"

GREY: "Now, onto our next main event!"

KENZEN: "...The top 5 clues of the season!!"

 GREY: "Let's take a look.... did you spot any of these hints?"

 GREY: "My favorite clue- or rather, clues- came from the second mission: Words Are A Man's Best Friend."

"Cole encounters one of the several puzzle pieces- and it's a poster of 3 different dogs. Nothing out of the norm, right?" 

Cole: "Wolves? No, those are three dogs... hm..."

"Well, one of those dogs is a German Shepherd- emphasis on 'Shepherd', because that's pronounced exactly like how you'd say Cole's last name: Sheppard.

Similarly in that same mission, another puzzle piece was a lump of 'Coal'- wasn't exactly shown in the episode, but it was there. Of course, COAL is pronounced the same as COLE."

"And before the 'Captured!' mission started, men were brought in to kidnap Courtney. However, they weren't the only night owls..."
Dude #2: "Let's just take this chick..."
Dude #1: "Sounds good to me!"

"In the corner of the picture, through the window, you can see a person sitting down on a bench. This person is Cole. Although this isn't an obvious clue, it's a clue nonetheless. Viewers can see that this shouldn't be; and players in the game, if they were to wake up, would see Cole talking to production about how the mission would work and how he'd need to sabotage it."

"Perhaps not a very subtle clue, but a hard one to realize- came from the 'Ball Overload' mission."


"What were the contestants throwing? Footballs. What is Cole's hobby and career? Coaching football. Anyone who questioned the use of footballs- instead of other sports balls, like soccer balls, basketballs, baseballs, or even tennis balls- would realize that this mission was using footballs for a reason- as a clue directed towards the mole, which is Cole."

"Also, in the 'A Fruity Afternoon' mission, Cole was a Chef."

"Each kitchen was identical- except for one; Cole's. Go back and try to compare the position of objects from other people's kitchens to Cole's. You'll notice that some objects are reversed; like the fruit baskets, direction of the knives, order of the flour jars, position of utensils, and placement of the trashcan."

 
 


"And in the Whack-A-Mole mission, players must hit 26 or more moles in order to add points to the pot.... 26? That seems random, doesn't it? Why not 25? Or 20? 30? That's because the number 26 is a clue- it's the age of the Mole. Cole was the only player who is 26 years of age. Any players looking hard to find any clues could quite possibly have stumbled into this one." 
 


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GREY: "Now, I think it's time for a little panel discussion.... How is everyone feeling? Shocked at finding out who the mole is, or who the winner is? Any last words you want to say before the finale is over?"

 Evangeline: "Yes, I have something to say."

GREY: "Yeah? Go for it."

Evangeline: "Well, I would like to say that I regret disgracing myself on national television... That wasn't quite like me. I can tell you all, who are wondering why I did the things I did, that being in the house can make you begin to get crazy. There are some invisible forces in that house that just make you do things you wouldn't normally do-"

Kenneth: "Like having sex with me? C'mon, are you telling me you could resist this big chunk of manliness on the street? I doubt it. My charms work too well on you ladies."

 Evangeline: "Kenneth... Just shut the f*ck up already."
Everyone: "Ooooh!!!" *applauds*

 Thomas: "Wow Evana! I never heard you swear before!"

 Cole: "Well, it happens once you meet a man like Kenneth... It can drive the devil out of anybody."
Kenneth: "Ha! I riled you up too a bit on the show!"
Cole: "Only because you stole my girlfriend. I never thanked you for that, did I? Well, I will now: Thanks for f***ing Evangeline, Kenneth. Because you did that, I got to know who the REAL Evangeline was- a lying, cheating b****."

 Kenneth: "Wow!! Calm down, dude!"

 Evangeline: "You know what, I don't even care. You weren't the best provider for me, you were a sucky boyfriend Cole, so you deserved it. I'm way over you. And, I'M the liar?! PAH-LEASE!! Cole, you were the damn MOLE!! You lied to me the entire season!"
Cole: "Hate the game, not the player."

 Amber: "...Well then! Glad I wasn't in long enough to have to go through this idiotic drama!"

GREY: "Amber.... You don't even WANT to know..."

 Max: "I would like to say something too, if I could?"

KENZEN: "Yes, Max?"

 Max: "Well, when I arrived home, after being executed, a man came to the door... Guess who it was? Maxwell, the guy from France! And guess what? We found out that we're twin brothers... obviously, but we learned that our parents gave him up for adoption, they only wanted one kid... But anyway, long story short: he wants me to help him sue Thomas for kicking him in the face... he received a concussion from it, and he wants revenge."
Thomas: "That wasn't me! That was the other me, I swear! I didn't do it!"

 Taiha: "Pft. Max, in case you didn't already know, Thomas is suffering from a multitude of mental problems. I'm sure if you just gave your twin of yours a puppy everything would be all better.... That's what I did with my twin sister!! She was angry at me once, so I bought her a kitten. Problem solved!"

KENZEN: "Awww... Look what the cat dragged in! Annoying Taiha, as always! Always so happy, aren't you?"

Taiha: "Hey! Leave cats out of this! That saying is just a stereotype, cats don't drag anything in!"
Brianne: "Yeah? What about the dozen little animals that white puke of yours brought inside the house? I have never seen such an improper kitten in my life!!"
Taiha: "Don't call Mr. Meow a little 'white puke'! You're just angry 'cause you lost! That's what happens when you're overly-confident!"

Brianne: *gasps*

Devin: "...Am I the only one who feels like this reunion is very uncomfortable?"
Ashton: "Nope, just you."

Brianne: "You know what.... I'm tired of this show. I have HAD it with all you people, you are all mad and you're making me go crazy too!"

Brianne: "This... This show is a sick excuse for a game! It's a huge disgrace to everyone involved! I've been exploited and humiliated time after time again and again on this god damn FREAK SHOW!"

Brianne: "The only- and I mean only- person in this room that I can handle is you, Kenzen."

KENZEN: "Thanks?"
Brianne: "I know I'm going to regret this later, but...."

Everyone: O_O

KENZEN: "Woah... Is is weird that I actually somewhat enjoyed that?!"

Brianne: "There you go. I've now officially gone off the deep end- when I decide to... What's the term for it? 'Kiss', someone that I barely even know, that's when you know that I've gone insane. Hope you are all happy with yourselves, turning a real human-being like myself into an animal like you."

GREY: "WHAT was that?! What makes you think you can just kiss my partner so open and freely?!"

Brianne: "Oh. Is that who he is? Your partner? Sorry, didn't know. I'll try to remember that next time."

GREY: "You better watch yourself, young lady-"

Brianne: "NO! YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, GREY WINTERS! I PLAN TO SUE YOU FOR ALL YOUR WORTH! AND THIS SHOW! NOT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'VE PUT ME THROUGH PUBLIC HUMILIATION MULTIPLE TIMES, BUT ALSO BECAUSE YOU ARE LIARS! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GUYS HAVE SCAMMED THIS SHOW, AND YOU MADE TAIHA WIN WHEN I WAS THE RIGHTFUL WINNER!! THAT CHECK SHOULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN TO ME, NOT THAT CRAZY CAT LADY!!!!!!"

GREY: "But-"
Brianne: *slaps*
GREY: "Owh!!"

Taiha: "Oh, HELL no... You DID NOT just slap my Grey..." >:(

Brianne: "Oh my... What am I doing? What have I gotten myself into?! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you Taiha..... I- I... I got to go.... With any dignity I have left."

Amber: "You go girl!"
Brianne: "....Thank you?"

Taiha: *cracks fingers* "Piece of cake!"

Taiha: "Now it's my turn. As your savior, Grey, I only think it's right that I get to do this, because I've been wanting to for a LONG while now...."

GREY: "Ah! Get off m-!!"

Max: "Closing my eyes...NOW."
Leon: "Dude. I can't look away. This is just too juicy!!"

KENZEN: "AHEM!"

Taiha: "Oh... sorry. Got a bit carried away there..."
GREY: "Sit down Taiha. And let's just pretend that didn't happen.... Ew! Why is there so much hair in my mouth?!" *gags*
Taiha: "Oh, sorry... Hair ball."
GREY: "FROM WHAT?!"
Taiha: "Mr. Meow, of course! I help him clean his fur!!!"
Everyone: *makes gagging noises*

KENZEN: "Well then! That was interesting. Feeling any straighter there, Grey?"
GREY: "Hmm... Nope, not really. Gotta say though, that was the first time I've kissed a girl...."

Taiha: "I fee like a million bucks right now!! Yipee!!"
Cole: "Um, yeah... That's probably because you just WON a million bucks as well."

Courtney: "Well, I might just as well do this now... 

EVERYONE: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!"

Courtney: "I am not who I say I am. I've been deceiving all of you all along.. haha, fools. Not one of you ever even suspected who I am..."

*throws off wig*
Courtney: "That's because my name is not Courtney. No, not at all. That was just my fake persona's name. My REAL name is...."

"NOCTURNE ALLEY!!"

*HUGE GASP*

"NO WAY!"
"BUT HOW?!"
"This finale just keeps getting better and better!!"

Nocturne: "And it was all thanks to Grey. As you all know, you can't be in more than one season; however, I was able to convince Grey to let me get back in the game again. However, there was only one catch; I couldn't play as myself. I had to play as someone else, in disguise. They wanted different people each season, so I took the deal- And came up with the name, "Courtney Ellan"... Which, by the way, is an anagram for my real name, "Nocturne Alley"...."

GREY: "The anagram thing is pretty genius, if I do say so myself. You were able to make an actual name that fits!"

Nocturne: "Haha, thanks Grey! And there were a couple of clues about me that would have made you believe I was Nocturne- firstly, there was the tattoo on my back. Everyone saw that last season. Plus, I decided to not change my eye color, and left my eyes bright pink- basically all I did was put on an orange wig and change up my personality a bit. It was so fun fooling all of you!!"

Nocturne: "Well, I gotta go now... Gotta leave with a bang, right?!"
GREY (under breath): "And leave with a bang you will...."
Nocturne: "What was that?"
GREY: "Nothing!"

Nocturne: "See-ya everyone! It was a pleasure playing this game once again... It's just too bad I couldn't make it as far this time!"

GREY: "Wait!"

Nocturne: "Yeah?"

GREY: "I have a... surprise, for you."
Nocturne: "You do?!"

GREY: "Yes, I do... See this?" *pulls out hand gun* "Remember this?"
Nocturne: "... No?"
GREY: "Well, you should... it was Rosina's gun, from last season. I decided to take it, and wanted to use it tonight...."

KENZEN: "Ummm... Grey? What are you doing?"

GREY: "Nocturne, you shouldn't have bribed me to let you on this again. The rules specifically say that you can't compete more than one season- and I take these rules seriously. I let you join again because I wanted an exciting finale- but afterwards, I knew you probably would just try to convince me to let you sign up for season 3 too!! But that's not gonna happen. Good bye, Nocturne Alley."
*points gun upwards*

*shoots it*
Nocturne: "Ah-!"

Nocturne: "Uhhh.... Y- you.... You shot me?!"

*falls to the ground*

Nocturne: "Noo!! I can't believe that I, Nocturne Alley, the reality show queen, is going out like this!!!"

 Selena: "OH MY GOD! SOMEONE CALL 911!!"
*everyone yelling and screaming*

Nocturne: "Ughh......" *gasps* "............"

GREY: "Woops! My bad! Thing is... I needed an excuse not to host again next season- between the extreme fan girls and boys, it's just too much to handle. On one hand, I have people who are obsessed with me- like Taiha- and then there's people who are sending me death threats! DEATH THREATS! Saying that I shouldn't host anymore, so... I'm out!"
*runs away*

GREY: "See ya everyone! It was great hosting this show for 2 seasons!!"

*awkward silence*
Leon: "Soo... what do we do in the meantime before an ambulance comes?"
Max: "I don't think it matters. She's definitely dead."
Amber: "HEEHEE!! SHE'S DEAD! I always hated that girl...."
Superman: "I'm guessing it's too late to save the day? See, TOLD you guys the day needed saving, but NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LET'S JUST IGNORE THOMAS, HE'S COO-KOO!"

Taiha: "Oh no! Grey's gone... forever! Who's going to host the show now?!"
KENZEN: "I think I will.... Might as well, right? So, I think that concludes this season's finale.... See you all again next season, on... THE MOLE!!"

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THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR A FANTASTIC SEASON TWO!! 

Season 3 will begin on November 24th. Hope to see you then! :D